Friday, January 4, 2013

NOLA & Cochon - New Orleans, Louisiana, USA

Most of our October was spent travelling around the US.  We had a pretty awesome time all up.  We got stuck in NY for Super Storm Sandy and I re-discovered the charms of being drunk at lunchtime. 

Food, as always was a priority on the trip.  There were a lot of meal times and a lot of greasy, fried food ingested.  I’m kinda glad this food is not available to me on a regular basis - although I have started trying to re-create some at home.  

Every holiday I go on there is always one place I never want to leave – somewhere I start looking in real estate office windows, trying to ignore reality for a little bit - forget the fact that we are only visitors.  New Orleans definitely made me want to give up reality for a little while.  One day we went to look at some of the walled cemeteries and ended the afternoon sitting in a small quiet bar, chatting with locals, drinking draft beer and eating fried shrimp.  Just completely marvellous and something I will romanticise for the rest of my life.









NOLA. The Big Easy. The Crescent City.  We saw a 7 foot transvestite giving traffic directions on Bourbon street (to imagine Bourbon St, think of a music festival without the music – just masses of people in various states of undress wandering drunkenly from place to place).  Ate po’boys with Ronald Lewis at the House of Dance and Feathers.  Got drunk at lunchtime.  We were there for three days and it was definitely not enough time.  This is a city that bleeds and cries music and culture and makes you believe you could become a part of it. Knowing that people are there right now and I am stuck in a grey silent office makes me deeply sad.











It is somewhere I have always wanted to go.  After Hurricane Katrina I was afraid that I had missed something; that the New Orleans I wanted to visit had been destroyed and it just wasn’t going to be worth going there.  It is true that I have missed something.  It is obviously a changed city.  But what is left and what has been re-built still has more warmth and life than most places I have visited.  New Orleans is somewhere I have dreamed of going since I was young and it was still able to live up to my expectations.








Our final meal in the city was at Cochon.

930 Tchoupitoulas Street, New Orleans, Louisiana, USA (504) 588-2123 
Open Monday-Thursday 11am-10pm, Friday-Saturday 11am-11pm


Cochon is part of a group of restaurants co-owned by cajun chef Donald Link.  Every blog and person we spoke to seemed to mention it like it was their duty to let us know it existed.  I figured there was no way we could get a booking so why even try?  But überjoi said we should at least head down there to see and I thought there would at least be something close by to go to after we failed - so we went.  We get to the door and ask and of course they say “Sorry there are no tables.” Which of course is what they were going to say.  “We can sit you next to the pass though?”  …sorry? 

So we spent the next couple of hours staring into this beautiful, fiery, working kitchen, watching all of our dishes being prepared along with everything else.  It was exciting.  It was very exciting.  I guess I understand if you’re in a larger group, but when there are 2-3 of you – why wouldn’t you want to sit at the bar or the pass or whatever god damn space was available.  The fact that we had the best seats in the house and that they were the last to be filled just did not make sense to me. 

The food was really, really good.  So good in fact we forgot to take note of what we were eating – so apologies for some of the photo descriptions being a bit vague. 

The glazed bread was sweet and so, so soft.  Gumbo, collard greens, terrine, livers were all just great – but the standouts were the meat dishes.  The ribs with watermelon pickle (it’s the rind that gets pickled), the spicy shrimp and the pork belly special… Jesus.




pork & black eyed pea gumbo

roasted shrimp with hog jowls & chilis

roasted shrimp with hog jowls & chilis

smoked pork ribs with watermelon pickle

complimentary amuse bouche

fried livers with pepper jelly & toast

pork special

smothered greens

warm pumpkin sticky bun with salty pumpkin seed brittle ice cream

pineapple upside-down cake: cornmeal cake with coconut-lime sorbet & dulce de leche


If Cochon opened in Melbourne they would be booked out for months in advance.  They could also charge double what they are charging in New Orleans.  For nine awesome dishes it was under $45 a head.  I had a few drinks to help it all down (and of course don’t forget to tip your waiter) but this is amazing food with almost unheard of value. 

We took a long walk after dinner trailing our way back to the hotel opposite Armstrong Park.  I will return to New Orleans one day.  Perhaps for Mardi-Gras.  At least to see a second line.  The next stay will be for longer, making it all the harder to leave again.  The solution would be to never leave.

- words by pisso | images by überjoi.

Meal style: Dinner (9 shared dishes)
Cost: $85.00 total for 2 people (not including drinks)
Time and date of visit: 6:21pm Friday 19 October 2012

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Press Club - Melbourne, Victoria

72 Flinders Street, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia (03) 9677 9677
Open for Lunch Mon-Sun: 12pm-3pm and dinner Mon-Sun: 6pm-10pm


Tarama (cod roe) butter and bread

Adam & Eve cocktail - Vodka. Licor 43, apple & lemon juice with cinnamon

Salmon - fennel, watercress, white lemon, nicola potato

Greek salad 2012 - capsicum terrine, heirloom tomato, kalamata, black garlic 

Barramundi - kalaboki, courgette, fermented garlic, star anise 

Lamb - neck, bastourma of the breast, meltizano, tyrokafteri, hazelnut

Strawberry - bougatsa, caramelised phyllo, zuppa



Verdict? While the courses certainly didn't blow us away, the overall experience did make for a nice, long Christmas Eve lunch.
Meal style: Lunch - mini symposium degustation (Mikro Symbosio) of 5 courses
Cost: $85.00 per person (not including drinks)
Time and date of visit: 12:30pm Monday 24 December 2012

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Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Weekly Menu, 29 December 2012 - 4 January 2013


Saturday 29 December: Pizza #camping
Sunday 30 December: Dainty Sichuan
Monday 31 December: Burgers
Tuesday 1 January: Fish and sesame noodles
Wednesday 2 January: Pork Belly
Thursday 3 January: Spanish omelette
Friday 4 January: Tomato and egg on rice

Monday, December 24, 2012

Weekly Menu, 22 December - 28 December 2012


Saturday 22 December: 'Casa Beauville'
Sunday 23 December: Fishy tacos
Monday 24 December: Quinoa salad #meatfreemondays
Tuesday 25 December: Christmas leftovers
Wednesday 26 December: Pork belly Christmas leftovers
Thursday 27 December: Pasta 
Friday 28 December: Burritos #camping

Café Vue - December Mixology (Cocktail Degustation), Christmas in Provence

Normanby Chambers, 430 Little Collins Street, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia (03) 9691 3899
Open Monday to Friday, 7am to 4pm



John Lennon - War is Over (Merry Christmas)

Champs-Eysées

Pissaladière

Otis Redding - Merry Christmas, Baby

Gingerbread Man

Black pudding, spiced apple

Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmas Time 

Pedro & Rum Flip 

Pork loin salad

James Brown - Soulful Christmas 

Pear & Mandarin Daiquiri 

Baked cheese crêpe


The Temptations - Silent Night

Candy Cane Martini 

Candy Cane Martini 



Verdict? Super fun-times with the girls yet again and absolutely amazing service (special thanks to Lui Bartender Michael). See you at the January edition!
Meal style: Cocktail degustation
Cost: $95.00 per person
Time and date of visit: 7:00pm Friday 21 December 2012
Previous editions: November

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